Inaugural Post

So let me get this straight....I'm supposed to write on this blog the abundant amount of useless shit and worthless ideas that overflow my mind, the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools, and you actually are going to read it? Wow, you are stupider than I thought. Had you ever heard the nonsense that spews from my mouth it would likely dissuade you from reading this. I'm warning you ahead of time that this is going to waste your time. It will probably make you want to scream. And it will definitely piss you off. I hope some of it will at least make you laugh, smile, and maybe even think. I know I know, you don't want to have to think. Thinking is difficult. It takes too much energy and god forbid, THOUGHT! You want your information in watered-down snippets that are easy to understand and synthesize. Oh wait, have I lost you already with my big words? Replace synthesize with digest. No, if I use digest you may get confused and think I'm talking about food. But chances are you are part of the GROWING pop culture trend of obesity in our country and you probably have food in front of you right now so maybe digest will work.

Anyshit, my words are just that, words. My opinions are my own and should be taken with a grain of salt. With that said, if you take them personally then good. I'm probably talking about you anyway so that kind of works out for us both.