Face-Schmuck

Did I miss the memo about facebook headlines? Apparently I did, because I was not apprised that facebook was the place to let the world know every uninteresting detail about yourself and your boring life. I 'm barely interested in my own life half the time. I mean come on, do I need to know the following things about you? And yes, these are real and true facebook headlines from just this last week alone... (Names have been deleted to protect the guilty.....you know who you are)

1).......is bummed she has to work tomorrow!
2).......is going to get her papers all organized...finally.
3).......is wishing that I could win the lottery... oh the things I would do.
4).......is 3 days 4 nights I think.
5).......is about to leave to take my Brother and Megan to the airport!
6).......is leaving early. Then to Yoga!!
7).......is completely annoyed with my husbands job :(
8).......seared scallops tonight... mmmmm.
9).......is still coughing!!!!
10).....is just chillin'.
11).....is glad it's almost friday.
12).....is not a woo girl.
13).....is kinda bored today.
14).....is home from work.
15).....really likes palm trees.
16).....can't hardly wait.
17).....is working.
18).....going to kick butt at the gym.
19).....wants more babies.
20).....is hungry.

If you feel the need to write something on your headline, please at least make it something productive. A great quote, something to make people think, send someone in need some words of encouragement or support, plug your band's show. But please, stop telling us every little thing you do throughout the day. The people that really matter to you and care probably already know these things about you.